Way back in early September, I ran the Blue Ridge Relay with my team, The Mythical Frog Boil. Good news, we came in 6th place, and no one died.

I have yet to complete the race report.

Really, it’s almost done. I promise, you’ll feel like you were actually there; exhausted, smelly, and prone to collide with bats on mountain roads; just like we did.

It looks like I’ll complete it after the Steamtown Marathon this weekend. I guess that makes me the Paul Masson of race reports. If only Orsen Wells were around to do the audio version.

– Dean