If you want to get some brief, comedic runner spam every now and again, you can now sign up for my EMAIL LIST over at the top of the right column. So easy my grandmother could do it. She’s not with us any longer, but you get the point.

If you prefer to receive sarcastic running commentary via RSS, you can subscribe to my RSS FEED at the bottom of the right column. It’s so crazy, it just might work.

Whatever you do, please don’t call the whole thing off.